fivesosau:

i feel like the song fixer upper from frozen was made for mikey i mean

is it the clumpy way he walks?

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or that he’s socially impaired 

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of his desperation for human hugs

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but you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet!

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

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calumhemmings:

choking on my feels

calumhemmings:

choking on my feels

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heartbreakirwin:

jdelf: Karting!

heartbreakirwin:

jdelf: Karting!

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Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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